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Maybe it's the darkest timeline? Maybe it's the dumbest? Who knows! One thing is for sure though-- we should all avoid speaking moistly.
To be clear-- there's obviously a lot more to this situation than everybody just staying home, and I'm clearly poking fun at those who are out protesting with "me wanty haircut" signs and crowding beaches.
Also some people seem to think that I had someone else cough on me at 2:58. Don't worry-- that's also me, but with glasses and some video editing.
I've made a donation to Food Banks Canada and if you're fortunate enough to be in a position to donate as well, it's very fun to do. These sites have super neat buttons to click on:
Food Banks Canada: www.foodbankscanada.ca/Make-A-Donation.aspx
Feeding America: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank
Global Foodbanking Network: www.foodbanking.org/take-action/donate/
Special shout-out to my girlfriend for learning to cut my hair for this video!
To be clear-- there's obviously a lot more to this situation than everybody just staying home, and I'm clearly poking fun at those who are out protesting with "me wanty haircut" signs and crowding beaches. I've made a donation to Food Banks Canada and if you're fortunate enough to be in a position to donate as well, it's very fun to do. These sites have super neat buttons to click on: Food Banks Canada: www.foodbankscanada.ca/Make-A-Donation.aspx Feeding America: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank Global Foodbanking Network: www.foodbanking.org/take-action/donate/
hey rg, your beard is straight on your right and curved on the left. just thought id let u know.
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@Barry Branscum It trading lives not saving lives.
Yeah, what are going to donate after the supply chain dries up.... dummy. Oh, and how is this different from the flu? Just numbers? The lives taken by the flu are not as important because there less of them?
@dave yesiam Oh my god THANK YOU! It's always bothered me how much control money has when it's just a concept, an invention. If humanity as a whole suddenly disappeared it would just blow around the streets, meaning nothing anymore.
So some guy last year said, Ryan, can't make another one until Trump declares martial law. Folks, I've found the time traveler
Kind of worried, feels like we need a follow up.
Well, we need another one of these.....
still best video
1:42 The correct answer is: ALL OF THEM!
It might be time for another one of these...
"My Pillow guy spotted leaving White House after explaining his plan to instate martial law to the president" is not a sentence I expected to write today
Please please do an update video!!!!!
true.
its pretty obvious
Who's truly the dumb one's? The person living in said timeline with a deadly virus, or the people who brought that potentially contagious person to their timeline?
It’s not about “beach parties” or “hair cuts”. It’s about living our lives.
0.0002% mortality rate for anyone 20-50 And everyone seems to ignore how "flu deaths" disappeared. Also, "get back to work" is how everyone eats and an economy functions... but I don't expect anyone to check research or anything... We're in the dumbest time line and social media does nothing to cite legitimate scientific evidence, research or academic journals in their "fact checks" so.... Yeah. Social media is dumb. We're in the dumbest timeliness and I'm dumber for having to listen to another bullshit covid take. 🤮 At least you were funny. Beat out most people's garbage "comedy" this year. 😂
Eight months later and still feels relevant. Is there a sequel yet?
This is making me sad
Can you please tell us how to teleport?
Actualy you live in the dumbest country
Oh
No, Ryan from Canada, which is leagues smarter than Amurica, or however it's spelled
Not timeline
I suppose it IS kind of dumb to think all these extra people died in 2020, when we can look at the total numbers and see that it was quite comparable to 2019. Huh.
PT-BR Subtitles... I've been a fan for years, and now even more...
So is every Ryan a clone or is every Ryan just a Ryan from universes that were destroyed?
I already knew that when community got cancelled... multiple times!
If one of those things happened to me I'd have the exact same reaction except I'd want to move realities
Love it. "You're from the actual DUMBEST tumeline." "Yeah, a lot of us have figured that out already."
The cringiest timeline
Holy cow its another person on screen that ISN'T Ryan!
I know this is my timeline yep this is it
Still scared 8 months later??? Realize we we're all lied to yet? Probably not....... Kool-aid tastes YUMMY!
God damn, and this country only got dumber. Morons tried to over throw the Government ........idiots
Still holds up... The dumbest timeline
i like the burned out take of our timeline guy lmoa. just like nothing can suprise or really effect him
Wait, was that a different guy?
i just realized the guy whp coughed on him was ryan well done
If only he knew how worse it would get
Please, make "The Dumbest Timeline" a series, this is such a classic :D
We need a part 2
it just got a lot dumber. Please vote blue. The GOP has nearly destroyed this county with their lies, and hate. See through it. Don't follow them. If you are conservative just choose to sit a vote out if your candidates are scumbags, please for the love of democracy. You young people are the only hope for America.
As if voting democratic is a much better choice
This is one of my favorites so far, I think I’ve watched it like 20 times or so 🤣🤣🤣
The only ryan george video where all the characters looking the same actually makes sense
Lucky us, we are not in the dummest timeline
this guy can still do his youtube channel because its only him
It continues every timeline is a waste of our timelines Multiverse are timelines in multiple timelines Making timelines infinite into more Multiverses Into split timelines making every timeline is stoopid
First time a different guy shows up in these vids😱
At the end when that other guy coughed at him
Wait, what, where i didn't see them
OMG will someone please give me a time machine so I can get out of 2020/2021 This is too close to home :(
Who else is watching in 2021😂😂😂
Is being dumb the same thing as being evil
I can say with full confidence that it gets a lot more dumb a lot Just look at america ( also known for lets get in the congress while there is pandemic for someone whos clearly lost the election) (Or any other country for that matter)
"is this aliens?"
Wow you are sooo funny. You somehow seem to catch the absurdities in every situation! lol
I like to think the host is the time traveling reporter and the reason why he didn’t tell his boss how he is because that leads him to host the dumbest timelines
All of the dislikes are from the dumb timeline
I love this so much!
Host: "We are from the smarter timelines. And today we're bringing an infected person from an alternate dimension to our gameshow!"
7 month in the future and it's still true
Rejecting the tyranny of baseless paranoia does not make us a dumb society. I won't die by walking out of my house. So many other entertaining other videos, Ryan, but you missed the mark badly on this one.
I’ve been on this show before
I have the Closed Captioning on. It has been translated to French for us. Thanks, Ryan! - edit - Its actually Italian. Further proof that I am from the dumbest timeline 🤣
Months ago i thought that guy 2:58 was an extra in Ryan universe..
Some days, there's nothing that helps except some Ryan George...
And that’s how the other timelines got infected.
Not anymore, Trump wasn't elected.
I have never been recommended this video
I guess the to other timelines are gonna have a pandemic of their own soon soooooooonn
I guess the to other timelines are gonna have a pandemic of their own soon soooooooonn
Ok we neeeed a sequel now
Not true
W H Y
Ryan is the dumbest he said it. If thinking staying in your house forever is what will save you from something then Ryan should stay in his house forever.
"Makers of disinfecting products had to rush to tell people this." "Not to inject their products." "Correct." "Seriously?" "Yes. And here's a Bonus Question: Where would people get a dumb idea like that? Hint: from the same man who said people could get cancer from windmills and that we should nuke hurricanes." "Well, surely people weren't taking his advice. That's clearly insane." "People made him president." "Wow. That really is the dumbest timeline."
We dont live in the dumbest timeline The dumbest timeline is qlready dead
2:59 Ryan are you an identical twin?
“Sure this may as well happen”
TELL ME HOW TO TELEPORT!
that ending had me cracked up
1.9k of people who really wanted a haircut.
This is fantastic. Would love to see more. I love how they crack up at the injection thing.
Cool, cool cool cool.
maybe ryan george actually doesnt play every character and he uses alternate timeline versions of him
2:58 I have good idea let me GIVE THIS GUY *COVID*
LOL +
He failed to mention the toilet paper! Lol
“Ok this might as well happen” 2020 in a nutshell
Are your eyes purple?
Dunno about dumb, but we’re definitely in the most hateful timeline ...
I just figured out that we're actually living in the dumbest timeline.
Our Ryan looked so sad! :(
that was funny!
This implies that other universes have available Ryan Georges for us to meet and befriend. Now to learn how to teleport!
"WELCOME TO THE DUMBEST TIMELINE, where this week we are gonna teleport the version of us from Plagueworld into the studio" Not exactly the BEST move
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I want more of this show XD
If you can please make another episode of this
Any timeline where they elect Donald Trump to be leader of the free world has got to be a strong contender for dumbest.
Ryan thank you for having captions in portuguese . Probably no one will give it credit but as a portuguese speaker thanks
It's nearly 2021, please, please do an update :-) It it's not too much of an inconvenience. You know - Money!
How do you know that you are the dumbest time line? You accidentally import the plague to yourself while simultaneously knowing they have the plague. Also, they failed to recognize their own contradictions. Mask = stupid and smart at the same time? Being locked up like prisoners in cells = good? Also, if staying home was a realistic solution; then why are prisoners getting the virus? I can also predict the future: while corporation stocks are going up currently, they will increase exponentially after covid19 vaccine is created. The tax payers already paid hundreds of billions of dollars to develop it. They they will make a vaccine that doesn't work unless you've previously had covid19. I would rather have my cut of the tax$$ back in my pocket and pass on the vaccine, because I've most likely already been infected with covid19.
@Monkeyking oK
@Charlie Chuckleberry dont know what you mean, i have a great life part of that is having a great reading comprehension ability. you should strive for that
@Monkeyking You have no point, and you keep going in circles. This is a childish argument. You obviously have no life, just like me. Now we have something in common. Cheers!
@Charlie Chuckleberry never said i did, try to work on your reading comprehension it might help
@Monkeyking Listen to what? You haven't said anything useful.
Sequel please
You could make a million of those if you wanted...
somehow this makes sense
I think our timeline is the most depressed
This video is the song of a bird that has grown to love its cages. Am I the only one here who realizes that the powers that be could have caused this hysteria by talking about any other virus this much? Why aren’t we still tracking the ever growing cases of the worldwide Spanish flu? Or, any of the other viruses that have ever existed? If we’re going to count the numbers endlessly for this virus, why not obsess over the death tolls for every virus that exists? How are so few people asking why they decided to freak out over THIS particular virus and why are those who do ridiculed and painted as (in this video) really dumb, or worse people want to kill other people with a virus. It’s possible to understand that these viruses pop up all the time and still not be a bio-terrorist. Is that level of nuance too much for people? Yes, the virus is real and since this type of thing is nothing new, we should all do the things we learned in kindergarten... that doesn’t explain why we had this insane reaction to a new bug when it’s no deadlier than the others we’ve seen of this type. Even doctors (including Fauci) explain, yes masks kind of help, but that doesn’t mean we should all be wearing them all the time... Yet here we are. All this madness has nothing to with sars-cov2 and if you want to start to understand wtf anything in this world is really about, you need to get over your fear of “conspiracy theories” and look into the factually existing, secret societies who have (somewhat debatably) taken control of everything. It’s only a theory if it’s not really happening, but “conspiracy” and “conspiracy theory” are two very different things.
@William N if you really want to put things into perspective, I’d highly recommend at least the first 3 minutes of this video: noworld.info/video/video/0Jy_h5x_1tHHlJo.html Also here’s a video of real news coverage showing that some people are dying after taking the vaccine. We know vaccines always have this side effect, but some people think the benefit outweighs the risk. I would simply ask you if you’ve even heard of this happening and not , why do you think that is the case? noworld.info/video/video/0qvNlsiMq5nap5o.html
@William N bro, we always eventually roll out a vaccine for these things. But our immune systems basically have it under control by then. This bug has a survival rate of 99.9something% My point is , if they had obsessed over the numbers being caused by any other previous virus at any point in time, they could have caused this same reaction then. They did it now, because it coincides with the collapse of world economies and they blaming the fact that that happened all on covid. You want sources? George Soros was quoted as saying that we witnessed the collapse of the financial system in 2008 and ever since then, the fed has sat quietly doing practically nothing... except print and steal trillions of dollars. NOW he (along with everyone else) is talking about how the world economy collapsed “because of COVID” and we now need a great reset. As if that were the only option and as if they didn’t see this coming (or in fact cause it to happen). At this point in time it is only a mask and social distancing. But if you’re paying attention at all, you can clearly see that the groundwork is being laid for the roll out of mandatory vaccinations and endless social distancing mandates, some states already do curfews and if we already had the bread lines and “re-education” camps here, like they have elsewhere, you would probably already see that this has nothing to with that pesky little virus that China does not seem to want to have investigated. Not to mention social media are actively suppressing medical and scientific voices that don’t follow the narrative, speaking out against the contrived hysteria, but all the fearful idiots are too afraid to even ask why that might be happening. Sorry you had a tough run with it, but glad to hear you survived 👍🏼 I love how everyone who thinks that we all need to be afraid as if this bug is somehow worse is always saying stuff like “ look at the science” but when you get down to it, the reason we all need to be afraid and wait for a year to get $1800 is always based on some anecdote about them or a relative or friend. But I’m sure you’re right, they’re just doing all of this in the name of keeping us safe from and defeating a virus. The likes of which we’ve seen before.
"Why aren’t we still tracking the ever growing cases of the worldwide Spanish flu?" - Because we've had a vaccine for decades and vaccinate vulnerable populations regularly. "How are so few people asking why they decided to freak out over THIS particular virus." - Because its severe symptoms and mortality rate, especially in vulnerable populations. I'm 34 and healthy and I was very ill for a week and had extreme fatigue for 2 weeks following it. Nothing you posted here are good or interesting points. People are asking you to mildly inconvenience yourself by wearing a mask and socially distance until a now available vaccine is widely distributed. And if your "theories" aren't from credible, scientifically backed sources, they're not worth reading.