"UR SHORT, WELL YOU'RE A SINGLE MOM" | Blind date roast each other
31. mars. 2021
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I've got screenshots of half naked girls on my phone and I'm not even a lesbian, they're just pretty 🤷♀️
"Why are there women in your phone" 🤣🤣 These girls think they know how it feels to have a dick
Lol same
@Tha Imperial Ngl I miss read that one I don’t even got pictures of guys in my phone
that's what im trying to explain when they found my collection of JoJo memes.
This is the type of chick who would leave her baby in the car in 90 degree weather so she could go suck off some gigachad at the club
You're not racist for making fun of the Irish accent anyway. Ireland is a country, not a race, and it's a demonstrable fact, not a stereotype, that people from certain locations have certain accents, it's also true WITHIN countries, such as a southern accent within the US. I don't understand why anyone gets to label things as racist when they're making fun of countries. Religions too. It's also not racist to make jokes about or say something negative about Muslims.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video shows how most women want equality ONLY when it benefits them.
ive come to the conclusion i cannot watch this channel while drinking or eating food because i will damage my pc with water
I can imagine her looking at my phone... He has 3 photos of his motorcycle, some music and litterly nothing else no social media or anything... oh and his network keeps asking him to pay his bill
Close ur eyes and u hear charlemagne...
Single moms be like.......☹
yeah....you go bro...do it for the rest of us 🤣🤣🤣
All of those are photos of herself??!!! Even the same photos with different angles? ngl that is actually creepy.
Cringe
"If I had a petty scanner from Dragon Ball Z, that s*** would be over 9000" lmao Also Aba face 9:22 lol
That girl was petty and got on my nerves there is a reason she is single with a kid no man will want her just hit it and quit it she will be single forever
She could bench him.
The video was honestly funnier than you both
Amazonia Jones with children and living at home taking about dudes height, she’s waiting for the captain to bring her seat to the upright position, don’t dish if you can’t do dishes better than me
0:20 DND BOYS LESS GET ITTTTT
Dam so shallow...
They just mentioned Eldritch Blast and just for that I'm going to leave a like.
I got to say that was pretty damn funny you two make a good team
She's a fuckin 0/10 if I've ever seen one, and she's probably got two more babies hiding in them shoulders.
I’m 5’5 3/4. I either say 5’5 or 5’6 lmaoo
she looks like a man
Well that made me laugh lol
How is she not in the NBA with those shoulders and wingspan?
Thanks for exposing the way these women are.. y’all are doing gods work lol.
I wonder did she watch the video of their blind date and see exactly when he decided to say fuck her.
Potato's 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 s
Explains why she's a single mom probably lol
Keep the squeaky floors pls.
Anyone else wonder where Aba gets these bomb ass shirts? Need!
Off rip: “you’re battery life is low af” 😭😂
Damn this video let’s me know I’m super private. You would t be able to get any bullshit off my phone.
I can’t stop laughing bruh a whole baby 🤣🤣🤣
OMFG THIS MAN IS A LEGEND
Oi ya racist bastids (sarcasm btw), Danny bhoy is Scottish btw
Book her a session with the godfather. Kevin Samuels.
I don't think I would call this a date...
When she said "Probably more muscles than you" I was hoping he was going to say "Well I find muscular/bodybuilding women not attractive" because yeah. Eew.
"You gotta whole baby!"
lol i love this kid,,, he went in!.........ladies shouldn't try roasting guys, it's bad news for them
"You got some man shoulders and a baby?" - Aba 🤣😄😆😂
😂😂😂chill
This dude shit on her haha 😆
You guys need an actual live show!!!!!!
5:54 *AMOGUS*
now we know why she has all them pics of her, she was fat AF worked out to get back in shape and is still self conscious. in short she busted af still lol and she knows it ! haha
When a 2 thinks she's a 12. Toxic self worship is destroying humanity
That chicks not that good looking.... Plus,having a kid and taking pictures like that...mhmm kids come first ,right ?
She was rude to him too the hell
He isn't very fit but she's a fitness instructor? She isn't even all that fit.
That girl looks like a linebacker..
I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.
Oil huh? You cookin? 💀💀😂
Based on his reaction, I can put money on Aba having hella women screenshots on his phone lol Nah but hes right on his perspective.
and she's probably deleted thousands of her own pics..
you've seen her..how could you think she works out?..
They should've both recorded before they seen each other's responses
I screenshot all the fatties on Tinder and send em to the group chat
I'm 5' 9'' but I'm a guy who is actually 5' 9'' tall. It's all the guys who are 5' 6' to 5' 7'' who lie that give a skewed perception of what a 5' 9'' man actually looks like. A man who is 5' 9'' is the equivalent of a 6' 3'' woman so he would be roughly taller then 97% of women on average. 5' 9'' is only short on paper guys but in the real world it really isn't short it's pretty average for a guy and you will still be taller then the vast majority of women you meet.
She started off shitty but he showed his insecurities by being meaner than her. They both suck as people
She ain’t even do nun but say I’m taller than him damn😂
do people actually have half naked pics of people on their phone... i only have memes...
Not racist at all. The love potatoes. 🍀🌈⚱️
This had me looking though my own phone.
I haven't laughed this hard for ages...
Lol elephant in the room... She's not that attractive to be talking about someone as harsh physically... Chill girl.
I think I would have done the exact opposite, just been 100% positive, that way I'd be the winner at the end.
After watching that I’m subscribing!👏🏻
Dude this guy is legendary Lmao
Between her big shoulders and his low shoulders, they could have created the next Dwight Howard
My phone would be boring to go through, garden pictures, plant pictures, crochet projects, family and friends pictures
I bet the girl still thinks she's in the right, she needs bigger glasses than my grandma
My camera roll is literally like 49% memes, 49% my cat and the other 2% are random screenshots that I felt like taking... Although I’ve got a dark ass sense of humor so I got some questionable ass memes in that shit
Homie looks like he watched a lot of Seinfeld
She got the body for snu snu
These single moms...give her time, soon she will realize that guys see her as a pump and dump...especially guts without kids...no guy is interested in raising another dudes kid....develop a better personality because your kid is a huge downgrade.
She looks like A.J. Hawk or Clay Matthews 😄
She’s criticizing him as if she’s all that. She’s such a douche bag.
Dates with kids ha ha ha ha ha ha
went through my phone, no screenshots of half naked Gram chicks.. I'm living life wrong.
I'm confused... what's the temperature in that room? One guy has a hoody and a fishing jacket while the other dude has an unbuttoned shirt.
8:40 to 8:42. I bust out laughing. I knew he was butt hurt.
It's like the same princip when you about to meet the cashier in grocery store. You'll be surprised how sometimes the energy of paying the cashier or the cashier scanning all the items etc can become a vastly different if you engage with a simple smile. People usually copy the engaging attitude. Or rather adapt to it. Ofc take it with a grain of salt...
Glad he didn't simp out and be nice. Guys have to start dropping their nuts again. Shit is out of hand these days.
Im a trainer. Yeah who isn't these days? All i hear when someone says trainer is, "i dont have any real talent or skills"
What up cisgendered niggas
Are y’all two lovers? I think y’all a cute couple
So glad I grew up before the internet came along.
Preach is so STUUUUUPID!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😭😭😭
the thing is she needs to look at herself in the mirror before she talks about looks.
haha I guess
This was dope
Lmao personal trainer?!? Bitch doesn’t even know how to work out either!!! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
I hope the kids dad was 6 foot 5
Preach is mad funny.
I would've went in on the broad too
yooooo daaaaamn sonson out here scheming with the screening
I'm from LA. I visited Sweden. The drop in cellulite-per-square-inch-of-ass ratio was stark, whether or not you convert to metric.