The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

9. april. 2019
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Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

  • Here's some "Snap The Bad Guy's Neck" merch, you heroes:

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    • Ok?

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    • Yea he was a shed the whole time

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    • It said the word raft but it actually burped me: tries to burp saying raft

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    • Why aren’t these $15 dollars?

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    • Awesome

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  • Love the totally subtle jab at marvel

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  • "So tell me more about this elaborate lie" "IT'S NOT A LIE!"

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  • "keep lying to us"

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  • Please do the first person to ever eat meat. "Turns out, when you hit an animal really hard, it will fall over and stop moving. Then you can take it apart and eat it!"

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  • I'm definitely going to watch this again.

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  • This is getting to be me with Ryan George videos.

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  • Nah that's just called the bible.

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  • Another, now.

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  • first actor plz

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  • So... the writer of Gilgamesh?

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  • More now. Just take my money 💵

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  • Then Ryan George did a backflip, snapped the dislikes necks, and saved the day

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  • Did a backflip and snaped a bad guys neck and saved the day! Did a backflip and snaped a bad guys neck and saved the day! Did a backflip and snaped a bad guys neck and saved the day! Did a backflip and snaped a bad guys neck and saved the day! Did a backflip and snaped a bad guys neck and saved the day! Did a backflip and snaped a bad guys neck and saved the day! Did a backflip and snaped a bad guys neck and saved the day! Did a backflip and snaped a bad guys neck and saved the day!

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  • So i did a backflip, broke my neck and saved the day.

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  • i literally said before the joke and that’s how the avengers were made

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  • I was expecting a meta joke, saying there's this guy who owns a company who makes lie stories. Then there's this other guy who comes up with a flawed lie story that they discuss the flaws of and make a movie anyway. Then there's guy on the Internet who pretends to be them to make fun of them for making a movie

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  • Da person: More more more more take my money Me:(that is the same way that I feel about this channel)

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  • And so the story did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day.

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  • Ha ha talking dogs how silly and unrealistic My cat speaks English tho

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  • I did the maths, you was going on for 510 minutes which is 8.5 hours, this guy has some kind set to read multiple stories that long

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  • I actually was so interested in it that I didnt even know that he was talking about marvel characters

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  • Pretty sure this is exactly how endgame was created

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  • 4:04 video not found

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  • So anyway he did a double backflip and snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

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  • Wait, but if all of the characters from the previous stories teamed up in Endgame... Where was Rufus the talking dog?

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  • I'm trying this thing called a sequel, where I tell a number of elaborate lies after each other. That means you're only going to get part of the story, so you have to pay me more to get the full picture. If this goes well I might needlessly divide stories into even more and longer parts.

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  • Ryan George: the man who defines the undefinable

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  • I love how he told a story about Cole MacGraph

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  • This is my favorite video of yours it is so funny!

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  • Keep snapping those necks until none is left...

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  • "Keep lying to us"LOL

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  • this is amazing, comedy gold. every frame of this video is meme-able(in a good way, not offensive).

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  • Seriously, I think Ryan George could be the next Ryan Reynolds. Seriously funny, fantastic comedic timing, great acting, everything!

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  • Legends say that red guys house is still burning

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  • the end where they just went :o got me

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  • "Keep lying to us"

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  • I think he’s going to be in a endless loop of stories.

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  • This man is underrated! You are so funny!

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  • For once Ryan George, Ryan George and Ryan George are getting along

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  • Can uhh somebody tell me a lie story thing?

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  • lying for money is Tight!

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  • The attention to detail when the guy said his house was on fire and fire engines pass in the distance 🤣

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  • Flamed all of the Marvel Universe lmao

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  • "How are all those characters gonna team up, sounds super complicated." "Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience."

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  • Everyone does the same thing

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  • So similar to pitch meeting I love it

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  • So there's this guy who invented fiction... 1000 minutes later... And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day!

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  • I also wanna do a back flip and snap a bad guys neck some day

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  • You missed the part where the 2 listeners start to argue on who would win between the guy who shrinks and the guy who does magic

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  • I now refer to harry potter with the term "Glorified lie designed to entertain"

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  • When I first read the title I thought it said "Fan Fiction" and I was like " **GASP** I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!" Then after I clicked I realized it just said Fiction..... wasn't disappointed though XD

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  • You mean the first guy who wrote a movie and is talking about the whole story of it

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  • If you take requests, can you do the first guy ever to have chickens? I can imagine the amazing realisation that you can eat their butt nuggets.

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  • 1:14 imagine a dog doing a backflip and snapping a dude or maybe another dogs neck

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  • So is he going to find it inconvenient to do a backflip and snap the badguy's neck?

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  • ....... did a back flip and anap the bad guys neck and save the day

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  • It's been a few days since I started getting your videos in my recommendations. 3 videos in and I have to subscribe.

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  • Nice story! Keep telling us.

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  • He snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day

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  • it was called the bible

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  • More *just take my money!*

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  • It's around 5hrs of those story and the person havent even drink water XD also the time is still around 7AM LMFAO

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  • After this, the first guy to make a sequel

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  • So there's this guy who's a writer right? And his job is to have a Pitch Meeting with a producer.

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  • Hello I'm such a big fan and I have a question you probably won't but could you do the first guy to ever make a phone and tablet

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  • Because this we have pitch meetings

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  • Just take my money...

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  • Man of Steel in a nutshell: ...snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.

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  • just did a backflip snaped the guys neck and saved the day. :) pretty proud of my meslf

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  • Oh the ending got me

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  • dont you love how his logic is so dumb but 100% right all the time

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  • you're Fuckin suprised face at the end for the two fan boy's killed me! I couldn't stop laughing!!

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  • Are you sure Stan Lee wrote the Marvel universe?

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  • Lewis Carol invented fiction :P

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  • Everytime he says this , I laugh 😂...2:17

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  • This deserves 10billon likes

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  • "The guy that has strength and can fly snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" DCEU: "Write that down"

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  • everyone in the comments did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day

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  • The end literally made me laugh out loud, although this laugh kinda sounded like someone is strangling a chicken

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  • I did not expect that

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  • Actually I would like to read a book about a ghost figuring out who killed them. Somebody do that or point me to someone who has please and thank you.

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  • Snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

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  • The best part is how the ending is always the same

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  • I like how some random guy just went "watr?"

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  • After watching this over 10 times, i still cant figure out what the two faces at the end were. Were they "oh wow that would be tight!" Or are they "no thats dumb why would you even think if that"

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  • Snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day. 🤣

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  • Watching these are annoying but entertaining at the same time

  • YES!

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  • And then the guy who was terrible at gymnastics did a backflip snapped his own neck fucking died

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  • “Snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day”

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  • 2:45 the most accurate one of all

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  • I wanna see all of the characters from the Ryan-verse interact each other.

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  • How about the first guy to go to war?

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    • *Guy* "Hey you, what's that you're standing on? *Other Guy* "Oh, THIS? This is land." *Guy* "Oh really? Well I'd like that land very much!" *Other Guy* "Well ya see, you cant, you cant have this land because this is MY land." *Guy* "Well I have this pointy thing, it's called a sword I've decided. So ya, so ya have to give me this land or I'll have to poke you with it..."

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  • 1:58 lol

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  • Keep lying to us

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  • And that, my friends, is how marvel was created

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  • All of the characters: Secret Agent Guy, Rufus the Talking Dog, Bobby (The guy who jumped into the volcano), Ghost Guy, Guy who has Super Strength and can Fly, Guy who shoots lightning, Guy who can shrink and finally, Guy that does magic.

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  • Snap the bad guy neck and save the day

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