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make a video about the first guy to ever ask for an autograph
First Guy To Pitch A Movie
@Ryan George Hey, Would be awesome if there was a pitch meeting with the screenplay-guy AND the business-guy being drunk all the time. Maybe there´s a fitting movie to the "drunk topic"? I´m sure we would lough our asses off! :D
You are so freakin cute. 😅 your sketches are wonderful! I don’t mean cute as an insult. Lmao. You’re attractive and funny. Thank you for the content, sir. 😁😂😂😂
I legit hate zoos. Wife made me go to one for the first time in 15 years and yep still depressing af
You got sponsored by acorns? what's next? an association with popcorn?
The tiger needed a pink hat in its mouth at the end 🐅
RIP Harambe. DO4H. Never forget. Never forgive.
Soon there is gonna be "first guy to have a mental breakdown breakdown"
😁😂🥰
Just realized the tiger moves occasionally
Just here 2 see adsirnot
R.I.P Harambe :(
“Oh so is everyone going to love you for caring about animals and stoping them from going extinct?” “No untold numbers of people will b***h about it.” “Oh b***hing about people saving animals is tight.”
Make "the first man to be vegan"
Those mountains in the background are freaking me out. I almost recognize them but I can't quite pin them down.
Out of context lines: "Hi hello there I'm an adstronaut and I'm to talk to you about acorn."
The first guy to be born
I thought when he was talking about people who exploit animals he was going to talk about circusses
The Harambe is back
and don't forget those human zoos they had!
And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys head and saved day
Ryan George you are a beautiful wonderful and incredible beautiful human bean!! And I love you! And your incredible comedic sketchs!! 🤣❤️ Haha! They're so good!!
I got an ad for a zoo in this video. 😂
"We will shoot it." "The kid?" "No, the gorilla." ... DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!!
I think we should make a youtuber zoo and you should be the first youtuber exhibit. WHO'S WITH ME!!
👌👌👌👌
I've only gone to a zoo once. And I hated it so much. It has to end.
Zoos help protect animals actually
Before I clicked on the video I was laughing my head off because of the thumbnail
I have no idea why I end up watching the ads all the time on this channel.
Our Zoo (St. Louis) is free :) Idk about other zoos, but from my understanding I think zoos take in animals that couldn’t otherwise survive in the “real” world.
My only critique is this doesn't contain the line "I arrested a penguin."
It’s gonna be pretty hard to arrest these animals. No it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience
RIP hirambea
"So I pretty much made an exhibition animal prison." "That sounds marketable enough, make stores at every corner."
I like how photos existed before zoos lmao
Are we the baddies?
Conservation efforts: am I a joke to you ? 2:15 `_` oh wait..
The fact that they have videos and pictures but not a zoo is absolutely perfect
I would love if the idea of zoos was that they capture sick animals and people can come watch them until they will be healthy and get free
Some zoos do that ya know
Hmmmm vegan propoganda? Gross
the lincoln zoo in chicago has free admission to get in. the parking is expensive however
Weird truth behind the first zoo...in the tower of London...the kings menagerie.
Is there a face in the mountain behind the questioning Ryan?
what tv show?
How about the first guy to have a garden?
Rip Harambe
The first guy to say first guy
You know who treats animals WAY worse than this, and also for an unnecessary reason? Animal agriculture. Go vegan folks.
@Awkward Adolescent I agree
@Blue Martian I agree with you. But I don’t think taste pleasure justifies torture.
Animals taste delicious.
Ryan: “Those animals that I captured actually really love me-we’re TIGHT!” Glasses Ryan: “Then why did the monkey do a backflip and try to snap your neck?”
Me to my family when I come home and someone took my lasts slice of pizza: 2:06
Kinda sad when you realize zoos are also one of the few places where people are trying their best to protect and preserve animals from going extinct. We truly are living in the dumbest of timelines.
@H van Dijken Oh yea, 100% agree on that.
@Sir Richard the Easily Startled I'm a bit back and forth between giving up and still having hope for change. So, let's see my comment as saying: We better focus on saving more animals in their natural habitat than in zoos.
@H van Dijken I really feel where you're coming from but to me that sounds like giving up and I just can't. I'm still in the stage of denial.
Also, what's the point of preserving animals from going extinct if we destroy so much of their habitat that they will never be able to live their normal lives and eventually all animals still existing will be in captivity. I think the animals are better off dead than living in captivity. The reason people are trying to breed animals in captivity so they don't go extinct is more because people like to keep looking at them and not so much in the best interest of the animals, or else we'd just stop destroying their homes and leave them be.
I'm saying this as a person who lives 40mi from where Tiger King is (I have never been). I have told people that zoo's make me feel guilty and only my husband and kids (I did raise them after all) understood that for as much good zoo's do wouldn't it be better if they didn't force animals to live in thoes places.
I'm pretty sure zoo's are gonna get banned in some time
Can i have the dog picture?
Didn't expect a Harambe joke in 2021. It's a surprise for sure, but a welcome one.
this video was depressing :(
Did you forget to add the penguin? Oops Oopsie.
Zoo is evil
First guy to be abducted by aliens
2:54, *shows an image of 'Tiger King*
"Animals are going extinct, it's up to us humans to stop that!" "Why are they going extinct?" "Because of us humans!" 'Wow we might be the worst..." Might? I think you mean _are...._
The first guy who wanted to take over the world
Did any of you get the harambe reference
Surely I'm not the only one who looked up Sylvester Salamander from Wall Avenue, only to learn that Ryan made him up.
This movie reminds me of something. Did you create a movie about clickbait titles?
I used to be younger, but now I'm old. I like this humor.
“What am I gunna do, NOT shoot someone?”
"They'll give me some money, they'll give me some." "when I SEIZED them." "We got a nice pit for a gorilla, a nice gorilla pit!" "Exploitative tive tive" Ryan, you're the absolute best.
The first guy to write a the first guy
Just saying, does anyone else notice that he's *inside* the cage?
there's a tiger in the background and then Ryan is saying that someone would make a TV show about animals Tigerking
1st person to create a (life-risking) Circus
"It must've been hard catching all those dangerous animals" "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience"
Vegans need to kill more zoo owners. They're so slacking in that department. It's legit worse to keep someone locked up for life for entertainment. Than killing to live which vegans also do BTW.
"Exploitititive"
I love the hat though
the first guy to think about comedy
The tiger in the background though......😂😂😂
First guy to stocks
HARAMBE never forget (2:00)
“Why don’t they just look at a picture?”
Has anyone else read The Life of pi?
You out the penguin in a room
Can't wait for "The first guy to be Ryan".
I’ve never been so amused and so heartbroken at the same time ever😂
The first zoo was invented in Paris France 1793 the internet was invented in 1990 you could not just look at pictures of the animal’s
“Is it gonna be hard to get people to pay you to look at these animals?” “Actually no, super easy, barely an inconvenience”
RIP HARAMBE gone too soon, he had so much potential
The Justice system basically
the harambe reference tho
First guy to SING
George will never run out of content with these first guys 😂.
“You’re gonna charge people money to look at the incarcerated animals.” Now that I think about that’s actually pretty accurate
How come they don't use this business model in maximum security prisons?
Everybody gangsta until Ryan George makes a Harambe reference in 2021
YES! my recommendation was made a video.
4:01 Cursed mysterious artifact: "sMsdaSfagvsms" Adstronaut: "ah"😦
First guy to kill someone
This is somehow exactly what I think of zoos ...
You totally nabbed that 🐧 good work
hi
2021: 265
"I mean, some species of animals are going extinct, it's up to humans to stop that." "Why are they going extinct?" "Because of humans, mostly." "Oh, go-,wai-, we might be the worst." I'm dead, lmao.
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