The First Guy To Ever Have A Home

17. juni. 2020
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  • Hi there hello! You can get 70% off NordVPN-- Only $3.49/mo, plus get an additional month FREE at nordvpn.com/ryangeorge or use coupon code: ryangeorge

    Ryan GeorgeRyan George7 måneder siden
    • That's exactly why in any French-speaking country your poop station is in a small little rectangle room separate from the other rooms. And then a big separate one with two hand washing stations and a big body washing station...XD No, but for real. I never got why in Germany and the US and all the other German and german influenced countries like them the toilet is next to the FUCN bath or shower or whatever. As every time you flush you practically blow your feces bacteria through the entire room... so YEAH lets put a shower next to THAT?..! awesome!

      fa elgerfa elger15 dager siden
    • Please do a pillow fight skit.. .

      ACCORDING TO MITCHACCORDING TO MITCH2 måneder siden
    • where do you get your awesome green screen backgrounds?

      Lord CharquadLord Charquad3 måneder siden
    • it would great to see a skit deconstructing the three types of money, (commodity-money, fiduciary-money and fiat-money)- to show how fiat paper money printing doesn’t equal wealth (produced goods and services).

      Butcher the SilenceButcher the Silence3 måneder siden
    • Hey Ryan! What's this Internet you were talking about and how do I internet?

      Rashed FaruqRashed Faruq3 måneder siden
  • Who the fuck is home jk i know who it is

    Dark wolf154Dark wolf1545 timer siden
  • These sketches are way better than the Nathan W. Pyle comics.

    Paul J. MortonPaul J. Morton14 timer siden
  • “It feels like the poop station and the clean station shouldn't be right next to each other” Japan: Why would it be?

    ArcherHitTheTargetArcherHitTheTarget15 timer siden
  • Jokes on you all my furniture is what the people deserve: Hexagons

    PoképroPoképroDag siden
  • So I'm guessing this was before the first person to own a gun

    Justin ArneyJustin ArneyDag siden
  • Wait a minute! They had that kinda clothing before houses?

    PhantomDogmanPhantomDogmanDag siden
  • Sitting on a squishy rectangle in a massive box looking at a smaller electronic box using a smaller rectangle to control it

    DogWithCokeDogWithCoke2 dager siden
  • This is both “the first guy to own a house” and “the first guy to Break in to a house”

    Primitive HumanPrimitive Human2 dager siden
  • no offense but my brain cells are disappearing

    Christopher kyle SedayaChristopher kyle Sedaya3 dager siden
  • “You have to pay for it” “Oh, ok cool-“ “Constantly, for 25 years” “Oh, oh my god!” XD I too have yet to pay off the mortgage

    Jindevilt VJindevilt V3 dager siden
  • Why does Ryan seem like the perfect dad

    that one Guythat one Guy4 dager siden
  • ROSS GELLER??

    The diary of Fharish AhmedThe diary of Fharish Ahmed5 dager siden
  • This is entertaining but also frustrating

    elder cheeseelder cheese5 dager siden
  • I love when he is like hI ThERe hELlO ItS mE iM thE AStOrnaut

    Kelsey PanochKelsey Panoch5 dager siden
  • 2:32 That's always been my take on it. I thought that I was the only one to ever think about that. I have alot of 'that doesnt seem right' thoughts about things that everybody else seems to be ok with. 🧐🤓

    The EthersThe Ethers5 dager siden
  • "I live in a cave. Its ok when the wolves arent around." 🤣🤣

    We are VenomWe are Venom5 dager siden
  • "Why dont you want me in here?" "Because!" "Fair enough!"

    Thandile NkoyiThandile Nkoyi5 dager siden
  • Okay but he made a really good point about bathrooms and I feel like we need to talk about it

    Caprice classicCaprice classic6 dager siden
  • You’re REAAAAALLY into rectangles, aren’t you?

    Melissa LewkoskiMelissa Lewkoski6 dager siden
  • He uses a manikin for every shot I just noticed 😂

    HD WhiteHD White7 dager siden
  • This is basically the agricultural revolution.

    MB GMB G7 dager siden
  • does he have a photo of himself on his wall

    『uni the first』『uni the first』8 dager siden
  • Big squishy rectangles are ti-

    visible lightvisible light8 dager siden
  • BIG SQUISHY RECTANGLE

    lavajakoblavajakob9 dager siden
  • This guy is obsessed with rectangles 😂

    Story UnlockedStory Unlocked9 dager siden
  • "you're probably gonna lose that" LOLLOLLOL

    vilelemonvilelemon9 dager siden
  • First guy to make a video Oh wait that’s the dude at the zoo

    BL4CK FL4MEBL4CK FL4ME9 dager siden
  • How do I get my own place It's super easy, barely an inconvenience

    anonymous 321anonymous 3219 dager siden
  • I got a new rectangle for christmas it was very rectangular

    Sean, not Shawn or Shaun _Sean, not Shawn or Shaun _10 dager siden
  • This guy is funny I decided.

    IkkezzUsedEmberIkkezzUsedEmber10 dager siden
  • These people invented glasses before houses They are too smart for their timeline

    Maham ShakilMaham Shakil11 dager siden
  • Me sitting on a sphere (exercise ball) while watching this: You fools I have unlocked a level of power you can't even comprehe.....*falls over*

    NovaflareNovaflare11 dager siden
  • "You just have to pay for it..." "Oh okay" "for the next 25 years" 'Oh Wow!"

    GamingWithEpicGamingWithEpic11 dager siden
  • It’s funny how he mentioned that he has a refrigerator and he basically made this in a relatively short amount of time, but it took years to figure out refrigerator technology because they all kept exploding

    Rando3Rando311 dager siden
  • I love when he says "i decided"

    Ben WilsonBen Wilson11 dager siden
  • Cockroaches after they ruled the entire world and now some giants came and they own everything: *Two eyed Mike Wazowski*

    Mr RainbrowMr Rainbrow11 dager siden
  • Rectangles are tight!

    Archer FrostArcher Frost12 dager siden
  • I thought of every rectangle!!

    Stephen KubicaStephen Kubica12 dager siden
  • But can you tell me how many sides a triangle has??

    SDSD12 dager siden
  • LOL your videos are awsome keep up the good work

    GreasyboiGreasyboi12 dager siden
  • next video would be: The first person to have a girlfriend

    NathanNathan13 dager siden
  • Yo i love this guy 🤣🤣🤣

    I am the beastI am the beast13 dager siden
  • i like when he says box/rectangle

    Mohammed AlgburiMohammed Algburi13 dager siden
  • Everyone has a ton of rectangles

    The Mystic EeveeThe Mystic Eevee13 dager siden
  • This guy is just retelling how humans evolved from his dimension

    Sponsored by boozeSponsored by booze13 dager siden
  • This was 6 months ago for a home

    RadiicalRadiical13 dager siden
  • Him: "I Live In Caves" Also Him: Wearing Clothes

    CheckerMaterCheckerMater14 dager siden
  • "I decided " cracks me

    Brian Dube28Brian Dube2814 dager siden
  • First guy to make “love”😂

    Wali AbidiWali Abidi14 dager siden
  • Had no idea you had this channel. So glad I found it. 3 in and my stomach hurts

    daniel velezdaniel velez14 dager siden
  • i love it that he doesn't tell his sponsor until the end because everybody just does it in the middle of a good part

    Artyom BocharnikovArtyom Bocharnikov15 dager siden
  • I love how they invented TVs before houses

    tgferertgferer15 dager siden
  • "Squishy Rectangles" HAHA

    owen hackyowen hacky15 dager siden
  • Hél0 2h6 dīd ī dø 5há5 I meant, help why did I do that Lol

    muffinmuffin15 dager siden
  • whats funny is theres a decent amount of countries around the world that do not have the toilet in the same room as the bathroom sink, theyre in a partitioned area or outside the room entirely not sure which is more common, america does a lot of thing backwards lol

    Wowmage 5.56Wowmage 5.5615 dager siden
  • Squishy rectangles are tight!

    Pop PopsPop Pops15 dager siden
  • That's exactly why in any French-speaking country your poop station is in a small little rectangle room separate from the other rooms. And then a big separate one with two hand washing stations and a big body washing station...XD No, but for real. I never got why in Germany and the US and all the other German and german influenced countries like them the toilet is next to the FUCN bath or shower or whatever. As every time you flush you practically blow your feces bacteria through the entire room... so YEAH lets put a shower next to THAT?..! awesome!

    fa elgerfa elger15 dager siden
  • Do the first guy to ever swallow a meal

    Joseph StalinJoseph Stalin16 dager siden
  • Alternate title the first guy to make an other guy realise he is homeless

    NOT-AarishNOT-Aarish16 dager siden
  • The clean stashin and the poop station are close together

    Michael WileyMichael Wiley16 dager siden
  • Like I said once you are a genius

    Touhid MashoodTouhid Mashood16 dager siden
  • How many times has Ryan George invented the room where you stay as punishment?

    Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TVWesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV17 dager siden
  • I fully believe that this is how it happened.

    OneTwoBitsOneTwoBits17 dager siden
  • i subscribed only cuz he makes his sponsors at the end of the video

    Dr. Omar KhalilDr. Omar Khalil17 dager siden
  • pleasssss first guy ever to have a name

    Kate MoriartyKate Moriarty17 dager siden
  • I never thought about how weird the bathroom is... I’ll never be the same.

    Potato and bean GamingPotato and bean Gaming17 dager siden
    • I feel like this is an old joke I've heard since my teens XD

      Jena CideJena Cide16 dager siden
  • You're pretty into big squishy rectangles are you? What's wrong? ×I'm in this video and I don't like it

    Gabriele ZazaGabriele Zaza17 dager siden
  • This guy's timing reminds me of Louis CK

    Scott AllenScott Allen18 dager siden
  • Everyone in the Ryanverse are so patient

    matthew linmatthew lin18 dager siden
  • porpiss

    CoinBowl LIVECoinBowl LIVE18 dager siden
  • The person who made houses obviously loved rectangles. *Just the House* Windows Doors Houses are usually rectangle *Bedroom* Bed Closet *Bathroom* Bathtub/Bath *Kitchen* Counter Table Fridge Microwave 10 in total. *Living room* Couch TV Coffee Table Rug

    •Simply Grace••Simply Grace•18 dager siden
  • Homo sapiens explaining this to neanderthals

    Citrus45Citrus4518 dager siden
  • Your probably going to lose that no it attached to next day o my gooooosh myyy haaaaaandds

    T9e studios 2T9e studios 218 dager siden
  • 2:07 wasted opportunity to change big boxes to rectangles to add to the rectangle joke

    BulbasirBulbasir19 dager siden
  • the other place for punishment is prison

    Yummy SandYummy Sand19 dager siden
  • This was like watching a Crash Course for Pierre-Joseph Proudhon.

    chegenychegeny19 dager siden
  • Cool

    Lucy PayneLucy Payne19 dager siden
  • I am sitting on a big squishy rectangle in a rectangle room in a rectangle house holding a rectangle phone

    HappyCamperHappyCamper20 dager siden
  • "The first guy to ever have a house" Ryan: *Casually makes a house made from log instead of straws and tents made from sticks*

    Deo LakshmanaDeo Lakshmana20 dager siden
  • "First guy to speak" "First guy to rickrolled"

    Angelic_NightcoreAngelic_Nightcore20 dager siden
  • have a home? yea......the first human

    SopaSopa21 dag siden
  • 2nd fave youtuber 😚🤌

    Jelleh BeansJelleh Beans21 dag siden
  • 3:06 random person on the TV

    Isabella JanevskaIsabella Janevska21 dag siden
  • It was almost "Super easy , barley a inconvenience" but he cut his self off lmaoo

    Carl VanceCarl Vance21 dag siden
  • noworld.info/video/video/zYmnecdklL2br7c.html

    DebDeb21 dag siden
  • what happens if you sleep in one of the big squishy rectangles anyways? well you get put in your own room in a place for bad people where you have your own not very but still kinda squishy rectangle and your own poop station and cleaning station, all in one room, depending on what country you are in you might even have a daytime place with a light box and everything, and you cannot leave this room for a long time

    TerrainTerrain21 dag siden
  • He always includes wolves

    Richard JamesRichard James22 dager siden
  • People before this Mom can we get McDonald’s (ik it doesn’t exit then but it’s a joke ok) No we have McDonald’s at ho- Can I get a number two a number 1 and a large sprite

    Benjamin BartowBenjamin Bartow22 dager siden
  • Who realizes that he put his face in the painting in the background

    instant gamerinstant gamer22 dager siden
  • Video Idea: The first guy to open a school

    HeroicAgenda576HeroicAgenda57622 dager siden
  • First guy to drink water

    jake from state farmjake from state farm22 dager siden
  • Here I am watching this video in my rectangle laying on a squishy rectangle watching some people on my rectangle talking about rectangles

    TDE シTITANTDE シTITAN22 dager siden
  • For those wondering 3500BC is when the first house was built and it was made of stone

    Jimmy maseJimmy mase22 dager siden
    • Let's stack stones on other stones so it looks like a tiny cave. 🤔

      Joseph SwangoJoseph Swango21 dag siden
  • The amount of sponsors this guy has I V

    Stacy ChiricoStacy Chirico23 dager siden
  • the time you released this video it was my birthday

    Ernests PakalnieksErnests Pakalnieks23 dager siden
  • Who else is on a "big squishy nighttime rectangle"?

    Speedy DevelopersSpeedy Developers23 dager siden
  • I dEciDed

    Puneeth RPuneeth R23 dager siden
  • These are so good

    RandomPersonVidsRandomPersonVids23 dager siden
  • Rectangle does not even sound like a real word anymore

    TheGamerRulesTheGamerRules24 dager siden
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