Why can't I just take anything I want though?
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The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation
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The First Guy To Ever Commit a Crime
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Is your name ryan
You should make one about “the first person to eat” 😯
Absolute Legend
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AJINAHSNHISJNSNIAAHANHANAHNAHNHAUNAH YEEHAW BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
I love how everything he says is technically true
I liked it so i took it, hmmm sounds very British
I stole the hat the day this was upload and nobody found out Oh no
Sadly, the first 20 seconds of this video sum up most peoples views on their desires vs others' rights.
Now that I think about it jail is just punishment by boredom.
Dude, this is my new favorite channel... so, yeah... that happened today.
No one : Literally no one: Subtitles: I HAVe OnlY HEbrEw
I've stolen "Barely and Inconvenience"
the modern background 😗👌
oh, I'm just borrowing it, but I don't intend to return it.
Is that the World Trade Center in the background?
"oops i think we just created another problem" DAMNIT you're so good. How did i not even realize this.
Ryan George and Korean Beef should make a video together
He should’ve done a backflip and snapped the robbers neck and saved the day
He should have just grabbed the hat back, done the hand thing, then ran off to his big rectangle
I love how he knowingly greenscreened himself of modern buildings, just to emphasize that this legal system was invented AFTER skyscrapers. This is called world building I think
You should try hollywood
This guys hilariuos
Yep. Looks very realistic to me.
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Alternate title: training video before meeting karens
The first guy to eat plsss
I live loopholes And jail sounds boring
Why do i see 2 identical looking buildings in the background?
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This looks like the way school wants us to deal with stuff also in real life there will be lots of anger arguing fighting
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Loopholes are tight!
The loop hole in the law is to not to tell anyone that you committed a crime lol
Why cant he take his hat back Than its his
you are too good
1:55 He just stole the hat back since he took it out of his hand oh my god what an evil man (this is a joke)
Every Ryan George Video: "That's mean I don't like that"
The more I stay on the planet the more I learn , my home planet isn't like this 👁👄👁
Taking it from him was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
There was an exploit able to be run in the late 1700’s, where you weren’t put in a room, but sent to the island paradise of Australia as punishment
Why where the twin towers in the background
A sketch is more accurate and consequential than the *US Government* ... think about that
These videos are hilarious, and being hilarious is tight!
The first guy to make a school: Give me your children Why Because they are dumb I’m still not going to do that But if you don’t then your going to be locked in a room Ok fine take my child
The First Guy To Invent Taxes
People: history Ryan: your bluffing
Fun fact: if protecting a bad guy=bad. Defense attorneys and prosecutors have a higher percent of going to hell
On one hand, these would be fun with other actors too. On the other hand, Ryan playing all the characters is part of the charm.
Technically the first crime wasn't a crime it was just being mean
The next faze is the dude that did the crime gets lice
I guess now we have to get people to look for the people that do mean stuff and don't tell anyone. They should wear blue and have a badge, and fancy cars with very bright and kinda annoying blue lights.
ryan george is smart (Those words will be my last words)
Why is the captions on Hebrew???
The difference between "I wouldn't do this if it meant something bad was going to happen to me" and "I won't do this because I know it would harm the other person" is the difference between a sane person and a sociopath.
I love this so much 😆 🤣
Oop we made a new problem xd
I thought he would say that the one should stop the criminal is a cop... Cause of the cap? But yeah guess I was wrong.
Helo
Ahh finding Loopholes is Tight!
Moral of the story: if you do mean stuff you get punished by being bored for a long time
0:15 sounded like "I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it"
Ryan: "Commiting a crime is tight!" Ryan: "NO! It's super easy, barely an Inconvenience!"
He atacc He protecc But most importantly He stole a mans hat
"hey that's my hat" "this?" "yeah that's mine" "Well it's on my head"- Midlevel warfare tactic 101
I’m going to hack your channel and now it’s mine
And if the bad stuff you do is really bad then you'll get injected with toxic chemicals and die
This a big ol
*ANOTHER PERSON* I’m dead
Captions: *H e b r e w*
These are so great 😂
you mean cain?
The best part is how you flawlessly deconstruct the idea of "property" in a few short seconds far better than any communist manifesto or Buddhist teachings have in centuries.
@agentes in rebus Not at all. As the video shows, property laws are a social construct that is completely accepted within our culture. I'd argue that they're extremely important for mitigating exploitation and abuse. Were I part of ordering a society from scratch, it would be an extremely important point to address. Now copyright law, on the other hand, copyright law is a terrible idea that INCREASES exploitation, especially the current way it's implemented where you can sign away all future goods you produce (ideas) to another party. Imagine if a chef was required to sign a contract stating that all food she prepares in the future is property of the restaurant she works at (even if done at home with hew own equipment or ingredients), and was not allowed to cook ANY food for 5 years after leaving.
I liked ur iPhone 12 so I took it and now it’s mine
If you dislike this your going into a room for a long time
Might have to go to a room
Why can't I kill you when you steal stuf from me?
The skyline in the background is Denver? Right?
First person to ever speak
This is literally the mindset of art thieves lmao
Need I remind you of manifest destiny
That’s my hat I decided
hello
Why are the captions Hebrew?
and then he did a backflip snapped the hat off the bad guys head and saved the day
Underrated
First guy to be a police officer
Ryan always disappoints me in Not disappointing me
him: well i liked it and put it on my head so now it is mine other man: ohhh nooo i do not like that
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You can see the twin towers in the background
I feel like I’m experiencing a fight in Elementary School
1:33 I would just say i dont care
Ryan’s thumbnails are perfection.
This reminded me of lamas with hats
Why did yt recommend me your channel this late? Why could it have not been yesterday or maybe a year ago?
at the time I am seeing the dislikes there is 669 lol (there might not be that much when you see it but for me it is)
99k likes and 666 dislikes
The first human to commit a crime was Eve. Adam was the first man to commit a crime. Together they sinned.
*put them in a room for a very long time*
LOL
God loves you guys
The first crime was murder
Dang dude this is the last video of my streak. I already watched all the pitch “meeting”s and “first to”s
why are the sub-titles in hebrew