Monologue: Revved Up for Romance | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

12. feb.. 2021
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  • killing it!!!

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  • Chinese New Year used to mean the Grateful Dead were playing.

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  • Bill is BRILLIANT

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  • The nation of Israel DISPLACED a whole village of Tardigrades from the West Bank & relocated them on the Moon. There are NO Masques Or Synagogs What-So-Ever & who is going to Behead the wives who have been seen in public without their burqas? What is going to happen if an Islamic female Tardigrade finds the keys to the Moon-Rover that WE left up There? The USA could be responsible for a Tardigrade LOSING their HEAD!!

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  • "The party of personal responsibility" Sure, ok.

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  • I always wondered why karens wanted to see the manager. Maga Trainwreck Greasy answered that question while getting a manwich of three

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  • The whole country should go independent

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  • I don’t know how people can be so delusional to identify as a Republican or Democrat? Both parties are completely owned by the elite. We need a new system where money does not buy the president

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  • I wonder, if Bill will ever speak some truth on the new administrationn LOL.. I think he would get lots of laughs. But he still ridin that Trump Train. I guess he is having a hard time with new material.

  • Bill was thinking that this year would be better???? With Biden There??? Dude, as a brazilian I'm Sad for the stupidity...not a total Bernie fan, but to think that this year was going to be better is a sign of brain damage

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  • Gotta say there's something ironic about the Saudis sending stuff to Mars when they still make women cover their faces and stop them from driving because Allah

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    • Oh yeah, poor humanity...try to care about real issues please...Biden is almost starting a war with Venezuela and China and woman not been free to dress casual in a muslim country is an emergency??? That's why liberals in the U.S are stuck between a rock and a hard place, u guys are still thinking identitarism after what happened

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  • Where are this week's uploads?

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    • @Error Eliminator 2.0 Thanks. He just came back from a 2 month vacation! He is starting to lose me as a fan.

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    • they have a week off

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  • 😂😂🤣🤣🤣dogs

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  • Democrats deserve to pay for what they did to this once proud country

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  • Your absolutely stupid! We’re fighting for freedom And your standing in the way with your propaganda

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  • weazly daily kos guy profits from ignorance, wont see it coming when his fan base turns authoritarian and violent

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  • Nothing but lousy jokes tonight. You can do better Bill

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  • The liberal guy is a little wrong on tv ads. I live in Atl and unfortunately a lot of older people based their vote on tv ads.

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  • Take notice how many times Beijing Biden uses the name” devil” He constantly is saying” I am working like the devil”. And devil this and devil that,,,, and we are in “ darkness “ and there is more “ darkness “ on the way ,,,, blah blah blah devil and darkness blah blah blah,,,,, the devil always tells on himself,,,,,,, and people are going to die die die ,,,,, wow,, how refreshing it is to have such a bright bubbly optimistically positive minded phony ass president,,,, wow,,, thanks a lot to all of you who voted for him,,, and your face diapers?? You better go out and buy a four year supply because he has no intention of fighting covid and allowing you to take your diaper off of your stupid faces ,,,,,, and Bill Maher needs dogface diapers !! Lol

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  • I have my own hand sanitizer! Ok?

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  • I’ll c u in Montreal!

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  • Throughout history governments, military and law enforcement and other organizations have difficulty comprehending that a narsicitic sociopathic and/or psychopatic manulative person(s) invented religion(s). And, throughout history people who have any of these characteristics participate, teach, learn, promote, support, and fund religion. It allowed/ gave them a means and ways of conning, threatening, bullying, antagonizing, annoying and harassing other people, without being required to stop or be told that it's fiction and a crime. It allowed people to use, abuse and manipulate people emotionally, mentally, pyschically, financially and verbally without being held accountable for any crime(s). It allowed people to impose, imply and allude to religion in their lives or someone else's; without these people being diagnose as narcissistic, narsistic sociopathic, narsistic psychopathic, or manipulative people. Many businesses have a variety of people that own or manage or are employees that are narsistic....etc. Throughout history it has been a means and ways for people to control other people without being told that they are narsistic....etc. That is why throughout history governments, military and law enforcement, legal system and others allow religion. Because they themselves have these characteristics, or are working for or involved with people that are narsistic...etc. And, since religion is fiction and the behavior(s) of these mental health issues were not diagnosed two thousand years ago. It was and is still being allowed today. Religion is manmade. These subject(s) can be expounded upon. Example: people today don't want or allow a person(s) to inform a person involved with religion....that it's a narsicitic quality of controlling people....etc. Once others know your involved with religion it's easier to control you....etc. Religious people are essentially narsistic....etc. Factors: age, gender, education, parents, government, law enforcement, legal system, military, relationships and country you are in....etc.

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  • While Texas is suffering today Kamala said it was a slow day in the WH so she made some insignificant foreign calls,,, so idiot Biden supporters? When is enough going to be enough?

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  • Bill Maher is a punk

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  • The accusation of incitement is bullshit. Everyone knows it. It doesn’t come close to legal incitement and it honestly goes to show that the left is scared of him. If they’re this desperate to make sure he never can run for office again. And it’s not just in the whitehouse, it’s everywhere. The left wants to silence the right. They’re so desperate to make sure we don’t have a voice. And it’s sad because I believe most Democrats are better than the radicals that want to pull this stuff.

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  • Wow those audience laughs are so fake

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  • Trump is no longer the president but he still on Bills monologue. He has no other act. He has no material if it wasn’t for Trump.

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  • Show me you're really politically incorrect. Feature Dr. Zach Bush, He has the best answer for the pandemic, he is a true visionary Worth sharing with your viewers.

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  • That comment about the Chinese and coughing might get you in trouble again. Be careful.

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  • Bill Maher is George Carlin with a nice suit on....real facts.

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  • Where's the pic with trump's bald head

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  • Bill Maher has a lot of nerve accusing people of stealing his bit when I've caught him, several times, stealing my posts and reciting them verbatim on his show. He needs to stop with his hypocrisy. Markos Moulitsas is full of shit too. He's shut down the accounts of women who spoke out against the onslaught of feminine males in their spaces and he refuses to allow for the TRUTH on Daily Kos as he silences all radical feminists who speak the truth about this infiltration. He acts in a fascistic way by shutting down free speech and the exchange of ideas that Steve was talking about. Markos is just as culpable as the people he claimed were problematic. He needs to stop with his hypocrisy as well.

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  • Impeachment votes should be cast in private. If each person could vote on evidence instead of party politics, these last two Impeachment trials would've ended differently.

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  • Am Emirati , proud of my country’s accomplishment in launching the hope probe ( Arabs to Mars ) , but as a woman from the Emirates we don’t do much of the face covering no more #outdated

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  • If Republicans weren't religious Bill would be conservative.

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  • Right on Bill....... 😆 Lol.

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  • Bill, revved up for romance? That probably involves a sheep! EGAD!

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  • Hiking is fun and romantic.

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  • Bill you are the best!!!

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  • There's a line from an Alan Sherman song (You Went The Wrong Way, Ol' King Louie): "The people are revolting, Louie, because you're pretty revolting yourself."

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  • Wasn't cuomo in the news? No wait they refuse to talk about him but Taylor grene now thats important

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  • It's because of TV personalities like Maher,Colbert,fallon and kimbell people stay filled with hate and lies,these Democrats are a disgrace to the human race.

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  • The Constitution clearly says if your preferred party doesn't win an election then you must revolt and take power by force, so even if the majority wins, you get your way anyway. I'm sure that's what they think it says, but they didn't bother to actually _read_ it. lol

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  • Obviously bill hasn't been to the united Arab emirates

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  • Wait I don't like Greene but Shaming her for running a gym is stupid considering AOC was a bartender.

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  • Wonder why bill does not talk about why crime and murder rates are so high in the states of democratic control ,,,, I guess you get what you ask for huh,,, where BLM scum go mayhem and murder follow ,Bill dies not talk about it because he could not care less about anyone except his narcissistic self ,,, he is truly a devil

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  • It’s funny to see how fearful bill is of Trump The Bible says that demons will tremble at the name of Jesus.,,,, All of the democratic senators literally piss in their pants at the name of Trump who loves Jesus,,,and fights against this’d laws which go against the word of God,,,, like baby murder and same sex immorality

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  • Just remember at end of day bill is a millionaire living extremely well. It’s quite funny. He tries to downplay this. Ore power to him but.... he doesn’t represent his fan base version of USA, he’s a capitalist and he also carries a firearm legally. The laugh is on his audience at the end of the day. They’re f ing idiots.

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  • The Democrats literally made false evidence up. they should be in prison

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  • #cancelbillmaher

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  • one of the lasts to openly and bravely make fun of china

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  • Melania wish the verdict was guilty. Freedom.

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  • Hahahahha! Last line was a gem.

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  • The link below shows you the truth about the trial , information frees you from your censored media, view it and make up your own mind, I’m not going to tell you what to think

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  • A month after inauguration and Bill still makes every story about Trump. Bill you need a girlfriend, Trump's just not that into you bro.

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  • He rusty!!

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  • If you bother to actually go watch this bull shit, you‘ll be surprised to learn the house representatives got caught fabricating evidence, maybe next time you photoshop tweets from the start of 2020 you remember to change the dates

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  • Bill is right, again. Why does Congress want to give $3000 monthly to parents during the pandemic? How about us women who practiced safe sex for years and DIDN"T contribute to the population explosion worldwide?

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  • People who printing $ can buy everything - Including Bill. Sad

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  • Lunar New Year is not only celebrated by Chinese.

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  • T rU mP 20 24 for PREZ

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  • I love the way he thanks “real people “ what if Pinocchio is in the crowd and high

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  • *Don't know much about "tantric two-timing," but, I have been called a "cunning 😜 linguist" a time or two!*

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  • Hilarious! So spot on!

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  • They want to overthrow and destroy our current form of government.

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  • Happy Valentine's Day Bill! Good one!

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  • 💖

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  • is bill writing his own jokes????

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  • I can't believe Bill has turned into a corporate mouthpiece :(

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  • Funny I was there and am antifa so they were right but

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  • this guy is a hard democrat

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  • I really want to see him tear into how stupid everybody is for acquitting Trump next week.

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  • Whatever trump was for 4 years the only he accomplished was to show US and the World how utterly ridiculous Our congress is... useless, unnecessary, incompetent, unethical, extortionist, who have mismanaged this county for 244 ...whatever years now. Not one thing out of Congress has been worth a damn.

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  • 2:17 "You said it, they stink on ice!"

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  • I also heard the right say that besides antifa it was also BLM that attacked the Capitol. Wow, if that’s the case then talk about commitment, how “method” of them to not only dress up like Trump supporters, but bleach their skin, get white power and anti-Semitic tattoos, create and maintain social media accounts for years spreading extremist rhetoric, and just generally staying in character so that the charade isn’t exposed 🙄 I mean, come on, how do people rationalize these things?

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  • Found the magic button the the little man in the boat 🚣‍♂️ the Claton

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  • Joe Xiden stole the election through fraud

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    • @L D Joe Biden is Xi's lapdog. Joe Biden stole the election.

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    • You poor thing. Bless your heart.

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  • The MAGAts can't call the rioters BLM for obvious reasons but say it's ANTIFA dressed up as MAGAts. Yea, Roger Stone was caught hanging with ANTIFA.

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  • I don't know why Bill dismisses someone owning a Gym. At least she's not a Bartender. I joke I joke, I kid, I kid.

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  • Bill, have you had a chance to check out Tom Macdonald yet....he reminds me of you [your Political Incorrect son]--in fact he has a song address this.....

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  • Lastly, heard the expression--Go Woke and go Broke. You love what you do. Currently you are not funny, your audience knows because they are Force laughing. This is NOT you. Currently you are Politically Correct and it shows--very lackluster and listless. Wake Up and start holding you Left and the Biden Administration accountable (as you did before). Otherwise, you will be just another Left Puppet!

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  • Now, Bill, ypu are SILENT on the Biden administration. What about the 52 executive actions (and counting) Biden signed? What about the attack on Free Speech? You know that Trump said: peacefully and Patriotically during his Jan 6th. Lastly, what about the Cancel Culture and Gina this week? You are oddly silent nowadays. Updating us on a politician cheating on their spouse (its 2021--not surprising) instead of what's truly going on with this country

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  • You can feel the joy Bill has to be back in front of an audience.

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  • I learned so much of what Trump administration were doing through you and I would contact my legislators. You held the Trump administration accountable and also the Woke Left

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  • Bill, I'm disappointed 😞in you. I got my husband to listen to you last Summer because 1)you are one of the few "sane" "liberal" (you and Joe Rogan) left and 2) you were calling out both the Left and the Right.

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  • Yeah let me get the refrigerator door for you while you go grab our children baby blood drink😂😂😂

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  • This trial, once again, simply demonstrates the difference between a sycophant & a human being.

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  • 720p? What year is this? 2010?

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  • Why doesn't someone suggest that DC file a wrongful death charge against everyone involved. Or why don't the families of everyone who died get together and sue for wrongful death. Remember OJ Simpson they had SO much PROOF that he did it but he was found NOT guilty of murder but then Ron Goldman's family filed a wrongful death suit and won. Everyone seems to keep forgetting that people died.

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  • How abt democrats doctored evidence in impeachment trial?

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  • The coughing "joke" (3:52) is awful. When 45 said similar things, it wasn't a joke; his comments resulted in our Asian American friends being attacked. Ask yourself why you laugh at such a racist nonsense.

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    • I missed the part about it being from the Chinese. Now I will laugh harder. China is not all of Asia.

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  • Why the hell did bill have the smartest man in politics, Steve Schmidt on his show, and then continually interrupting him and stopping him from answering the question??

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  • Humor....its just what the doctor ordered, I don't care what side of the political aisle you're on!

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