Haaland Will NEVER Play For Man United.

28. feb.. 2021
149 584 Ganger

The Irish Guy takes a look at Erling Haaland's decision to reject Manchester United for Borussia Dortmund last year, and just examines the hype and his next destination.

  • This guy is a clown and has poor football knowledge, on the point of being marketable, anyone remember ronaldo when he first joined utd, what a nonsense video

    Jacob LathamJacob Latham9 dager siden
  • take unlike on this video if you love united

    Sindre NilsenSindre Nilsen20 dager siden
  • So just to be clear haaland is English?

    romario francisromario francis25 dager siden
    • He was born in England

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  • Haaland comes to united wait and watch

    Sindre NilsenSindre Nilsen29 dager siden
  • 1:45 That BURN, damn Irish guy, chill he has a family

    Dinis GoncalvesDinis GoncalvesMåned siden
  • Its football not a modeling contest

    Balding KsiBalding KsiMåned siden
  • Ahhh håland ugly now.... and because of that he aint marketable ffs u sound dumb

    Balding KsiBalding KsiMåned siden
    • 🤦🏾‍♂️it’s true

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  • 8 million followers on insta-not marketsble make it make sense

    Balding KsiBalding KsiMåned siden
  • What does this bullshit have to do about his football talent stfu and get to his talent, 4 mins talking about what he looks like who cares

    Callum WainCallum WainMåned siden
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  • Oh, and in case you forgot, Dortmund are in dire financial straits. They need money now desperately, as clubs with the largest dependence on match day revenue being particularly damaged by COVID. Facing losing him for peanuts next year, Dortmund will sell to whoever puts up the most cash, and that certainly could be United, dumbass.

    MrZiggens3MrZiggens3Måned siden
  • ? Barcelona are bankrupt. Real Madrid are also having severe money issues, and many consider this their worst team in recent memory. They need to buy to sell and supposedly have prioritized Mbappe. PSG play in a joke league, Haaland wants a challenge. He wants out of the Bundesliga so Bayern’s out. That the leaves the premier league, 3 teams have the money. Chelsea spend 260 million last summer, including on a new striker, but who knows with Abromovich, so thats an option. City is certainly an option, they spend recklessly without consequence (look at Pep’s half billion spent on fullbacks), and his father played there. For 38 games, and left before Eerlings 3rd birthday. His father played twice as many games for Leeds. Manchester City still plays important matches to a half full stadium, they have zero history (before the oil lords descended upon Manchester a decade ago) and even less worldwide relevance. Like it or not, Manchester United are the biggest and most successful club in English football history, and if Haaland continues this run of form he would become a global superstar, earns hundreds of millions in sponsorships, and play before 80,000 people every week in one of Europe’s football cathedrals. Hed be playing with excellent group of young players, linking up with Rashford and the league’s best player in the last year, Bruno Fernandes. Oh and he’d be coached by the man who gave him start in football, a close family friend and mentor in Ole. In case you forgot, United are in 2nd place, and are the most valuable team in English football. Any of those 3 clubs, City, Chelsea, and United could get him. You are a loudmouth idiot who probably couldn’t kick a ball to save his life.

    MrZiggens3MrZiggens3Måned siden
  • This guy is awful. There is zero football analysis, its just a bunch of slagging of Haaland based on his appearance. Its so hilarious when you mock Erling’s paternity, and Roy Keane’s children for working lowly “normal” jobs like being a banker. How many great players have sons that then become a great player in any sport? A handful, moron. Now who’s he gonna sign for

    MrZiggens3MrZiggens3Måned siden
  • I forgot Pele and Ronaldhino and Zidane and Zlatan looked like Greek gods. What is this video?

    James BryanJames BryanMåned siden
  • shutup coz he will play if he'll want to join united

    Jameel FarJameel FarMåned siden
  • Well ur wrong ain’t u since he’s in talks with them

    oliwier brodzikoliwier brodzikMåned siden
  • Instead of Haaland we got Piere Michel Lassoga, fuck sake

    Dan PatonDan PatonMåned siden
  • Instead of Haaland we got Piere Michel Lassoga, fuck sake

    Dan PatonDan PatonMåned siden
  • This person sits in a basement and speaks to earn money he has no right to crack joke on anyone

    no nameno nameMåned siden
  • The fact he keep getting his production wrong gives me hope

    United redJBUnited redJBMåned siden
  • Haland is absolute gold during interviews! The guy is unique and I love it!

    I Like TurtlesI Like TurtlesMåned siden
  • That's alot of words in 10 minutes

    Atul MichaelAtul MichaelMåned siden
  • Imagine a prime ozil giving chances on a plate to haland. God i would love to see that

    Vibbs 68sVibbs 68sMåned siden
  • Stop think of it like this Roy Kean made young Hàrland.... and Manchester United and Hàrland are a perfect match

    JacobJacobMåned siden
    • @EAM that's the way it spelt if u Google it.. but translation is differnt

      JacobJacobMåned siden
    • @Jacob what’s with the á and r

      EAMEAMMåned siden
    • @EAM no Håland people just lazy and put 2 A's

      JacobJacobMåned siden
    • Harland? I know haaland

      EAMEAMMåned siden
  • They probably showed him a video of their new trainers.... 😉😉

    DayNightArtDayNightArtMåned siden
  • This guy actually dissed håland for about 3 minutes straight

    Even Milex Adah HannevigEven Milex Adah HannevigMåned siden
  • what is this clown talking about go brush your teeth

    Conquest Tv GamingConquest Tv GamingMåned siden
  • This guy tries so hard to be funny that it takes 11minutes to get a 2 minute point across.

    Dwight SchruteDwight SchruteMåned siden
  • thank you for making this prediction. As a ManU fan, and seeing how particularly horrible some of your predictions have been, I'm happy to now anticipate his arrival

    Devan hammackDevan hammackMåned siden
  • Cat food for breakfast😂😂

    Andy FarnanAndy FarnanMåned siden
  • Real Madrid signed Thomas Gravesen. Its not impossible.

    Boi BoiBoi BoiMåned siden
  • Schmeichel had no problem doing the dirty on United, trust me it really doesn't matter that much, especially since Haaland and Solskjaer already have a good connection.

    VanGendtVanGendtMåned siden
    • schmeichel played for a city that wasn’t as a big a threat to United as now

      EAMEAMMåned siden
  • Halaand is handsome. No lie

    Aaron FernandesAaron FernandesMåned siden
  • Considering your normal predictions Harland will become a Man Utd legend

    mortissianiamortissianiaMåned siden
  • First 3 minutes in and only heard about Haaland's looks ...

    M1st3rn1c3M1st3rn1c3Måned siden
  • let's hope you'll be just as right as about this like when you said Lingard will be shit for West Ham XD

    HamidHamidMåned siden
  • "I was baptized in a Burger King toilet" Irish Guy

    bcvbb hyuibcvbb hyuiMåned siden
    • Bielsa makes Banford watch footage of Erling as part of his training

      bouytt guytbouytt guytMåned siden
  • Good, we dont want Shrek

    Graham HoleGraham HoleMåned siden
    • HITC... what are you trying to do? Ennoying everybody?

      bouytt guytbouytt guytMåned siden
  • The narrator appears drunk if you play at 0.75 speed.

    Aar KAar KMåned siden
  • Would take haaland at lfc

    CharlieCharlieMåned siden
  • Your pronunciation of "Inge" is to be expected

    SteMCFC79SteMCFC79Måned siden
    • No offence u didn’t make me luagh ur jokes r very dead

      bcvbb hyuibcvbb hyuiMåned siden
  • Mbappe kinda looks like a ninja turtle though

    Michel de GoedeMichel de GoedeMåned siden
  • Haaland + Bielsa would be fine art

    Sean WinesSean WinesMåned siden
  • Big name strikers. Shows pic of fucking morata. OK. Probably won't come chelsea. But if he did. He'd be incredible

    CharskullCharskullMåned siden
  • Good

    Casual FocusCasual FocusMåned siden
  • Haaland is the best of the two

    IngarIngarMåned siden
  • He’s just bullying halland 😂😂😂

    kolim jonekolim joneMåned siden
  • Haaland to Arsenal !!😌

    Max ZahMax ZahMåned siden
  • we don’t know we’re he is going yet it might be Manchester United it might not be but this is his decision!

    Tom BestTom BestMåned siden
  • HITC... what are you trying to do? Ennoying everybody?

    Old TraffordOld TraffordMåned siden
  • Bielsa makes Banford watch footage of Erling as part of his training

    Nick WallNick WallMåned siden
    • in the next 5-7 yeasr it would be haaland vs mbappe

      kolim jonekolim joneMåned siden
  • Thank God the Irish guy predicted he won't go to united. He must come now

    Dion CollinsDion CollinsMåned siden
  • Did irish guy change his home and get a chair!!!! My god he is getting rich

    bouytt guytbouytt guytMåned siden
  • No offence u didn’t make me luagh ur jokes r very dead

    zulfiqar alizulfiqar aliMåned siden
  • Haaland Will go to Bayern

    Simon PierreSimon PierreMåned siden
  • you're too funny

    TheInvincible HTheInvincible HMåned siden
  • This is fake cause her gold Build that Chelsea has no chance & he will go to ether Man Utd Liverpool & Man City in the premier League so Man Utd has the money & Haaland wants to come so we have more chance than Chelsea

    Simon CowieSimon CowieMåned siden
    • People will like him even more his starts banging in goals for their favorite team.

      bouytt guytbouytt guytMåned siden
  • They definitely showed him the yellow Dortmund ball and he wanted to sleep with it.... lol

    Luke ChurchillLuke ChurchillMåned siden
  • Haaland at 20 was better than Mbappe at 20, Mbappe has obviously achieved more but hes been playing for the best team in a farmers league

    Kallum WhelanKallum WhelanMåned siden
  • No

    Ace8Ace8Måned siden
  • This guys hatin in halland

    Uknown MUknown MMåned siden
  • This is more like a confusing rant at haaland than why he shouldn’t sign for united

    H WriggH WriggMåned siden
  • We get it you and mbappe are gay boys

    H WriggH WriggMåned siden
  • "Haaland is so ugly" Ahem.. Rooney did quite well all things considered 🤔

    Legit Beast 9000Legit Beast 9000Måned siden
  • in the next 5-7 yeasr it would be haaland vs mbappe

    MRGamer 13MRGamer 13Måned siden
  • I'm now sure that this guy knows nothing about football he is just so convincing with his non stop talking and lame ass jokes

    John Ga29John Ga29Måned siden
  • ngl u look about 45 then in ur mid twenties......

    Turky JooseTurky JooseMåned siden
  • Inshallah

    Omar AbdallaOmar AbdallaMåned siden
  • Why did he have to jinx Haaland now he is gonna go to Man U

    atakan efeatakan efeMåned siden
  • coming to man city bro

    Sauce MonstarSauce MonstarMåned siden
  • People will like him even more his starts banging in goals for their favorite team.

    dcoog anmldcoog anmlMåned siden
  • damn I acc think Haaland is really good looking🥲

    Rabia VirkRabia VirkMåned siden
  • June 2021. Håland and Sancho sign for Man United

    Fernando Pizarro VillagarcíaFernando Pizarro VillagarcíaMåned siden
  • I seem to remember the last time I trusted what you said, you ended up with soggy weetabix on your face 🤔

    banter&beardsbanter&beardsMåned siden
  • Mate Brazilians spray painted a massive Gabriel Jesus in the favelas and the man looks like he’s had an allergic reaction to peanuts.

    P GP GMåned siden
    • see you in 25 years when Charlie Adam's son plays for Barcelona

      dcoog anmldcoog anmlMåned siden
  • To be fair Dortmund is a better run club than United

    Keoki HigaKeoki HigaMåned siden
  • Why is half the video about how Mbappe looks like a greek god and haaland apparently looks like a grinch? For future videos, please cut down on the nonsensical thrashtalk 🤫

    Bearded Bro GamingBearded Bro GamingMåned siden
  • Haaland will have depression if he watches this

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  • Man United fans trying to explain why they will sign every top player in the world and win the league next year.

    SharkSprayYTPSharkSprayYTPMåned siden
  • United didn't go ahead with the signing because of the buyout clause demands

    Siddhant ShahSiddhant ShahMåned siden
  • You're in your mid twenties and this is your job.... i'm in my mid twenties and don't have a job :,(

    luis sosaluis sosaMåned siden

    Biddley Boo Taribo WestBiddley Boo Taribo WestMåned siden
  • The guys unfortunate looking but you clearly have issues yourself with image cause the first thing you spoke about was the middle aged pensioners NOworld and its success. Quite a jealous person. When players are so talented the looks don't matter. They start to look cool anyway. Ronaldo had the worst teeth in the world when he first started and Messi looked like a womble. Most Norwegians have Weird flat faces so it's just normal for them.

    Samuel JaredSamuel JaredMåned siden
  • Why do you keep on looking down for? I that where you keep your rant notes? Random thought but would it not be easier to have them where the camera is? Teleprompter/autocue?

    K ThayerK ThayerMåned siden
  • I would rather take haaland at anfield over mbappe for a few reasons. 1) already has british citizenship so no legal issues for visa's. 2) he plays in a more competitive league and has shown similar capabilities to mbappe in the champions league 3) he probably hates united for what keane did to his dad 4) he is used to the german pressing football jurgen plays 5) he won't have to relearn YNWA 6) watching him play he is also more willing to play build up play and pass whereas mbappe is more of your typical selfish striker not that there's anything wrong with that it's just because of haalands more 3 dimensional role in dortmund i believe he would suit our front three's playing style better than mbappe. But in the end if haaland is lost I'd still gladly take mbappe. Honestly wouldn't complain if Lfc got either of them. Just realistically haaland looks the better option.

    LUKEozade 99LUKEozade 99Måned siden
  • Ok. Now stop spending half the video being so god damn judgemental and get a fucking mirror

    Havard MelandHavard MelandMåned siden
  • hallnd has more more tallent then any irish player since 1999

    aaron Grusdaaron GrusdMåned siden
  • This is just fucking rude.

    Tanmay OldTanmay OldMåned siden
  • see you in 25 years when Charlie Adam's son plays for Barcelona

    jammie_dodger123jammie_dodger123Måned siden
  • I can see haaland going to chelsea

    Harry AV SpruceHarry AV SpruceMåned siden
  • Ua a halaand hater

    Siyabonga MasekoSiyabonga MasekoMåned siden
  • Håland in interviews is the absolute best. they ask him a question and he answers.

    JugiJugiMåned siden
  • Bro this guy so unfunny wtf, I beg u change ur repetitive joke structure and delivery. What ever gets u views I guess tho 🤷‍♂️ doubt anyone could do a better job tho lol football so bleak these days

    KazakhiKazakhiMåned siden
  • haaland has far more charisma than mbappe he trolls in interviews and mixes it up from the usual boring answers and soundbites that every pro gives. reminds me of zlatan.

    sean yoresean yoreMåned siden
  • Video idea: Top 10 worst premier league centre backs of all time

    Gurururu WararararaGurururu WararararaMåned siden
  • I don’t believe Haaland will play for United but the fact that this idiot made a video saying he won’t means he probably will. This is the same guy that took the piss out of West Ham for signing Lingard and said Villa will get relegated.

    Arthur MorganArthur MorganMåned siden
  • He's joining chelsea

  • Haaland will struggle at united. And with the way city spam x he won't enjoy the passing. He would be suited to a tuchel team( not cfc) I think bayern is best for now

    BrandonBrandonMåned siden
  • Haaland is super buu

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  • He’s super bull

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