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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Tim Dillon joins Tom Segura in his place. They discuss plus-sixed clothes, Tim's experience as a mortgage broker, Tom's time selling Cutco knives, the upcoming election, Tim's upbringing, the California fires, and more!
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Bert is 48, omg, I thought he was 60, wow.
Tim Dillon: "R.i.p Bert to Corona" (The beer, Not the Virus)
So many ads
Tim is comic royalty, dude is a fkn god
Did Tim say "WASPs" own the Country 🤣🤣🤣. Get real bro lol
I just love you guys! Honestly.
❤❤❤
noworld.info/video/video/qKixareco5yWm8k.html tom show bert Ed asner first time 😅
Having Tim instead of Bert is like replacing Mind of Mencia with Chapelle Show reruns. Much better in every way.
Tim is always an amazing guest.
Omg, me and Tim would have a crazy convo because I literally was doing the same thing at the same time with the mortgages in 08’ lmfao!
1:01:35 - You are welcome.
Hey Tom how do you feel about the next couple months coming hahahahah fuck man that statement aged terrible
Tim Dillon is the result of mixing Bill Hicks with Donald trump
Tom is annoying when he starts talking about Trump like he's not a liberal simp and we all know it
I skipped all the parts with bert
Nihilist Tim Dillon
Nein Tim. Bitte verlieren Sie Gewicht und schweigen Sie über Hugo Boss. Du bist der beste Komiker der Welt. I'm saying, please don't talk shit on Hugo Boss. Yes, you are fat, but they are suits made for men that are in shape 🙃 You are by far the best Comedian in America.
Tim Dillon
kinda sick of Bert at the moment, so I preciate you, video
Damn you got enough ads?
Tom: Welcome t Tim: Albino wizards are attacking the people who believe that the Washington Redskins were made out of day old pudding (1hr 30min) Tom: Thanks for listening a Tim: Let's rehydrate raisins!
my two favorite comedians
If Tom or Bert ever succumb to their lifestyle Tim is the only choice to replace either on the show
I would watch 2 Bears way more often if this was the duo...hands down
The absolute worst part of this podcast is the Bert ads. I actually will not watch this because Bert is in it.... However, anytime you have Tim Dillon on I shall watch. Tom - your a dunk champ
SHE WANTS THE LONG SLEEP
Good lord the amount of adds is getting to be a bit much
So many ads Jesus christ
Tim was in rarefied air for this one. Damn, what a podcast.
Tim Dillion is the best.
Ok, you need to remake your ads...it’s really creepy and unnerving seeing Bert, when he’s GONE now.
I mean is their better than comedy than Bert reading?
tim dillon has never been remotely funny
hes the funniest comic working right now but ok dipshit lolol
Tom and Tim > Tom and Bert. Bert is fucking awful at being funny.
If Tim wasn’t making good money he wouldn’t be behind this bullshit. Once enough people die he won’t be making as much.
yall run aton of ads, which it is what it is, but man, take a lesson from Tim, he at least makes his sponsers hilarious
Does tom still steal Raplhie Mays jokes?
Tim Dillon lowkey slept
Does Tom know that the term bear is a gay term for a bigger hairy gay man? Is that the joke of the podcast name?
Biden and Kamala, or any other politician are going to sell us out to China. Pro America will cease to exist. Trump is not perfect but at least he tries to get fair trade deals and doesn't want to give in to communist countries. Freedoms of the constitution will be eroded as much as possible under anyone else. The swamp so to speak, does not care about you. That is why they can play with the covid relief bill for months at the expense of livelihoods. Whoever is funding them controls them. Its also party before the people. And in an ever globalized world it's only gonna get worse.
Yeah...good thing Trump took away healthcare...promised the future would be in coal...and literally thousands of American's died due to his inept response to Covid...he sure did MAGA (Made American Graves Abundant). Trumptards are hilarious 😂😂😂
Holy shit first time watching this specific podcast for Tim. This podcast has more ads than Sam Tripoli.
its so addicting listening to him
I wasn’t alive during the Carlin era- but from what I’ve seen Tim Dillon reminds me of what George Carlin would be if podcasts were a thing in his time.
Tim Dillon is a modern day Nostradamus
Yes what the free world needs right now is another dictator...good call
1:08:56 tim has serious perspectives along with his comedian skills wow 👏 😳 truth spoken
i love tim
It should always be these two
Tim describing a dystopian technocracy is EXACTLY what a video of the flemish government described as a possible futuristic scenario where they describe that: -we only move when it's really needed -we stay comfortable inside our own bubble because of technologic developments we can more easily be in contact with our close ones -the biggest techonology companies will control our daily lives -we will GLADLY give away our personal information so it's tailored to our own personal needs -biological food will be printed and sent at our doorstep EVERYTHING Tim said is what a video here in Flanders (part of Belgium) described, paid in full by tax payer money
0:40 she is hot girl and sexygirl.
Two bears one cave kinda has a different meaning when you have a gay guy on
Tim dillon seriously might be the funniest man alive. This guy is amazing
I wonder how many times Tom and Tim said "Right" and "Yeah" someone do a super cut
This wosn't a podcast, this was a brilliant monologue.
Tim Dillon is insanely accurate about everything
Tim describing a dystopian technocracy is EXACTLY what a video of the flemish government described as a possible futuristic scenario where they describe that: -we only move when it's really needed -we stay comfortable inside our own bubble because of technologic developments we can more easily be in contact with our close ones -the biggest techonology companies will control our daily lives -we will GLADLY give away our personal information so it's tailored to our own personal needs -biological food will be printed and sent at our doorstep EVERYTHING Tim said is what a video here in Flanders (part of Belgium) described, paid in full by tax payer money
Funny thing is the mother was the reason that girl got a rap career after the girl corrected her behavior. Irony
I do not know how people think bert kriescher is funny
I could listen to Tim talk shit all day lmao he’s hilarious.
His podcast is amazing.
The blue-eyed paper causally calculate because sunshine italy please pro a rhetorical salt. enthusiastic, hurt psychiatrist
My moms named Tammy and my dads named Timmy
Tim “the subslime mortgage no verification of check stubs prequalification champ” Dillon
With socialist stealing the country crap is gonna tank
Mega Bus! It’s not Luckystar! Abso.....lutely. Aka Homeless man limousines
Tim is actually the bastard of Alex Jones
1:09:50 and here we are after the vote. No truer words spoken. Great episode!
Fiiiinally no Bert. Tim Dillon rules.
calm tf down with the Ads... i get this is how you live, but damn
Is establishedtitles.com legit? I'm seeing articles saying that it's not
I was in tears please bring him back!!!
Tim Dillon's experiences as a coked-out mortgage broker in Long Island have to be made into a TV show.
Tom Dillon & Tim Segura are the best!!!
Finally a comedian on the show.
tom reads these ads like the interdimensional cable ads from rick and morty. bert reads them like the success stories section on the hooked on phonics website
His rant about being a tour guide is one of those where you laugh a little but you recognize how truly hilarious his brain is
2 oinkers! Cool
tom didn't quite appreciate or acknowledge how well Tim improvised and killed all the hilarious jokes he told off the cuff, he is so good though that he's almost too fast and drops dimes in less than a second and it puts you into comedic shock
Tim Dillon is a national treasure. Yes or yes? #lifeinthebigcity
Versitality
Tim Dillon, next Fed Chairman
Thx for the ads
Man watching this episode a month after the election and you guys are spot on man lmao
Tim Dillon is a blast!
"clean the police up, its a little much" lol i love this dude
I hate to say this but Tim is demoralized
He got a million not a hundred million. His father was self made and trump took his success and made it greater. Most sons today would drop the ball.
39:00 lol
Love these two
Tim makes it sound fun but he's not wrong on the existential horror coming our way. Trump will not save us. We all need to stand up. Black white brown the ball is in our court.
There’s no ball dude.
Um, it's not really thee right causing all these problems? its the left blaming them and making up a bunch of shit to make everyone hate them and make everyone think they're the problem
I love Tim, however, his pessimistic attitude about our country really turns me off
Tim Dillion is a top tier guest
its hilarious to me hat megabus is by far cheaper than greyhound and yet, its only on greyhound where I had to worry about being stabbed for snoring to loud. megabus does not give a fuck, but those fuckers in new hampshire wanted to murder me when i was on the greyhound.
Lets do some oxis
The government learned that you can fight a 20 year war if you just distract the leftists with race shit. Shit that the government doesn't aid, and actually makes worse on purpose, so we are all Yaaaaas Queeeening instead of doing what matters.
Oh cool burts gone I can stand this show now😂
Tim Dillon has a tiny head.
If Tim Dillon is getting inside jeans I would call them Unlucky, not Lucky.
Tim was hilarious on this one...sometimes hes not on point but this day he killed it